Wednesday, May 30, 2012
Saturday, May 26, 2012
Girls in short skirt
One photographer visited the idea, as it looked the same. short dress. at different girls. And as a result, we have such a beautiful photo galleries sexy girls in one and the same blue. short skirt.
Friday, May 25, 2012
Yahoo is looking for professionals
Yahoo! has announced its intention to completely change the rules of the search business, developing a new generation of tools and guidelines. To do this, Yahoo! will attract leading experts in the business of search and product management.
SearchMonkey is the first initiative of the company as part of a broader strategy that will soon dramatically increase the quality and relevance of search Yahoo! Search.
According to the official blog, Monkey - the first product of new generation within the company will provide market and other revolutionary new.
Involvement of staff is an unexpected move of the company, not so long ago, search engine management was forced to sign an unpopular decision to reduce staff and firing thousands of employees around.
Saturday, May 12, 2012
In Belarus, opposition journalist has disappeared
Apparently, the Belarusian KGB is not usteregli another key person involved in ' the cause of the riots ': disappeared remand editor of an opposition website ' Charter 97 ' Natalia Radin.
As reported by independent Belarusian Internet portals, journalist Natalia Radin, contained under the control of security services at 300 km from Minsk, was out of ' the reach of the KGB '. Site of ' Charter 97 ', edited by Radin and remained in the status of the accused in organizing the riots, said the journalist, ' is abroad in a safe place '.
Two weeks earlier, the Belarusian security forces defeated the ex- presidential candidate Ales Mikhalevich. Who was under house arrest policies, publicly declared torture in the KGB jail, suddenly and secretly left Minsk and the Press has received political asylum in the Czech Republic.
Meanwhile, the Belarusian secret services were ' heroes ' of another unusual stories. The official website of the Gomel Regional Executive Committee appeared... ' list of operational staff diplomatic missions of Belarus '.
Farewell to ' American '!.
Natalia Radin had come to investigators last Thursday - it was expected that on this day the journalist produces a final charge on ' business December 19 '. On that December evening, Natalia was severely beaten by riot police during violent dispersal of demonstrations timed to coincide with the election of the president of Belarus.
Journalist arrested in the office on the night of December 20: Natalia managed to inform colleagues that when a police truncheon blows her a bad headache, but she continues to work, posting information on the post-election protests on the site ' Charter 97 '.
In the status of the accused in the organization and active participation in the riots ( the Belarusian Criminal Code provides for such an up to 15 years in prison), Natalia spent more than a month to ' an American ' - the so- called Minsk KGB jail - and was sent on parole to the parental home, .
In the city of Kobryn, Belarus to the west, Radin was under the control of special services. Journalist banned actively advocate in the press, warning that its value judgments can lead to imprisonment.
Night flight.
According to parents, in Minsk on-call investigator Natalia traveled by night train from Brest. The people call this route ... At one of these stations disappeared journalist.
Seek supervised passenger security services began in the evening March 31.
' We called and asked where she went, and how. We are told that his wife placed her on the train ' Brest-Minsk ' and that nothing more is known. And they said that he checked the car in which she was riding, and learned that she came in and did not return Luninets ' - Natasha's father, told reporters.
Parents say that the next morning they called the unknown, and said that her daughter is abroad.
Late Friday evening, April 1, the KGB have been caused by the editors of Internet versions of the independent newspapers ... With Andrew and Marina Koktysh Skurko made to sign non-disclosure conversation, but it was edited their portals first reported the escape of Natalia Radzina.
In ' Fools Day ' - the last working day of the week - Minsk reporters could not get any comments from the KGB: Phone the Department of Information and Public Relations stubbornly silent.
...
In ' case December 19 ' are about 60 people: 33 in the status of the accused, 13 suspects. Eight opponents officially winning the election of Alexander Lukashenko has been convicted.
Human rights activists suspect, however, that the number of defendants may be much larger - the country's continuing detention involved in a massive post-election protests.
Darya Korsak, the wife of the convicted to four years in the colony journalist Alexander Atroshchankau wants Natalia Radzina runaway success.
' It will now be able to do more - including for the release from prison of our home. I am glad that she could leave, and thus show the KGB, that not everything in their power ' - says Daria Korsak.
According to the defendant journalist Sergei Wozniak, after escaping Radzina Mikhalevich and KGB may ' tighten the screws ...
Some colleagues have expressed concern Radzina because the journalist has not yet entered the bond and has not made it to the promised editable web site a public statement.
Tractors and toilets.
For current output on the official site of Gomel Regional Executive Committee appeared 'A list of operational staff diplomatic missions of Belarus '. In the list - the names and contact numbers of diplomats of various ranks, who, according to the title of the document are Belarus ' residency ' in Russia, Moldova, Kazakhstan, Ukraine, the Baltic countries....
In Russia, such Belarus ' Opera', according to the list, nine, Ukraine - two, in other countries, one.
Lt. Col. Valery Kostka, formerly served in the KGB, called it absurd.
' This information can not in principle be published. Yes, I once worked for the KGB, but apparently this is some other system ...
Analyst Alexander Klaskovsky believes that it still is not about the declassification of KGB agents.
' The list has been published under the heading ' foreign economic activity '. Belarusian Foreign Ministry said the president just to become a ' pusher ' of domestic goods. And in the embassies of neighboring countries is defined, seems to the persons who on the first call, night or day, to drop everything and fight across the board implementation of the tractors ' Belarus ', or toilet factory ' Keramin ' - says Klaskouski.
The analyst noted, however, that ' the bureaucratic language of ...
...
Discuss.
Monday, May 7, 2012
We are not Russia!
A little about your whole life will not tell. Let's start with the hypostasis. I - Higher education in journalism, biochemistry and Oceanography. The latter is very rare. Such a specialty could be obtained only in three universities of the world. I guess it all together, plus the basics of psychology and law, drawn in the camps and prisons in the Soviet Union, give a good fusion.
Escape from the native land, I did together with his family in the late 80s with the help of the then Member of the USSR Supreme Soviet, later Russian Prosecutor General Valentin G. Stepankova. He warned me late at night that the morning I will take.
There was also a chain of very senior people, who, after being at my first exhibition on the history of the Gulag ... We never talked about the reason that prompted them to do it - twenty years ago, educated people were distinguished by great tact than the current temporary worker - but I think incentive Mathivet served as the fate of their loved ones during the Stalin era. Otherwise I can not explain why the Chairman of the executive committee quietly gave me a service passport of the USSR Foreign Ministry consular series, which allowed to cross the state border of the country virtually unchecked. In such a passport KGB Border Guard Service had no right to put a stamp on the entry and exit before the expiry of this document.
About Peak ... Here is an excerpt from an article by a journalist with the Kyrgyz. Imanalieva news agency, ...
... But what can give a small country in Central Asia, the global giant? . Mountains! . And just then, less than a year ago, the U.S. suffered the tragedy of September 11. Akayev and instructs to find a company that would fulfill the idea come from the head of state.
August 29, 2002, for 12 days before the ... IPV News USA field season ended, and all members of the expedition had already left Kyrgyzstan. Famous visitor to the Minister and outlined the request Akayev. Melnikoff picks up these ideas, they say, ... So, politely asking permission to use a lot of phones on the table, he temporarily moved to the chair and the minister picked up the phone....
Continuation of you who are interested, here.
If you do not believe Imanaliev me, you can call President George W. Bush in the White House. And he said, and was present at the transfer film, Ms. Rice will confirm this fact. A mountain is really a double peak was named ... I am proud that my 13- year-old at the time his daughter Anastasia is the name assigned to him, standing on top of a blizzard, and holding the flag of the United States flag dvadtsatimetrovogo. It is not often the privilege to give place names in the XXI century!.
- What does your TV - just narrowly themed on the crimes of the Russian ...
not TV. Production studio. We are not the broadcaster. I organize crews and shoot scientific and educational and adventure films for the series ... These films are widely distributed and shown on American television as a ( SBS News), Japan (NHK, TBS), and in Russia ( ORT third millennium, a number of others).
But about the ... And CBS News, and the first Japanese giant NHK bought me a lot of material on Stalin's camps. Such terrible, where I was shooting in the mines in the north of Magadan region are hundreds if not thousands of frozen carcasses ( Japanese prisoners of war as well). But they never showed this material for ethical reasons. That the Japanese have taught me in such a fundamental matter as ...
- Subject of the court over Communism loomed in 1991 - 92, too soon disappeared from the Russian policy, and since 1999 privately held and is now turned off on the sly apology for ... Even with respect to the few surviving victims of Stalinist repression and subsequent successor to the USSR in 2004, according to the chairman of the Moscow Helsinki Group A. Alekseeva, ... And worst, announced a new ... What are you really looking at this situation?.
Needless to say, an ambitious project. The Kremlin is probably laughing champagne spill. But the story - a capricious lady. And drinking champagne ... There are quite a noticeable trend in the squeamish, and sometimes already frightened movements of Western politicians, somehow find themselves on duty close to Putin. These trends can be strengthened by encouraging the people of our countries have already expressed our politicians to their ... The methodology has not changed since the days of ancient Rome. Show the people the true face of the Kremlin, and then send a petition with a million (a total of one million ) of our voter signatures to Congress. What do you think will happen after this to meet any politician with the Kremlin mobsters? . In politics, the economy was always the last place. Our policy of incense as hell is afraid to mess snow-white reputation.
In the end, we must make it clear to Russia that there are values that are not sold. At the same time, dealing with criminal country, we must remember the golden rule: do not help morale, it is necessary to understand the physical. The only way to stop the new Russian Fuhrer.
The problem of international terrorism intensely interested in people who have great interests in the oil business. As with this and the other side. Or personal, at times manic ambition. Someone out there someone's dad ... While the corn was ground, and it blew in unison, this maniac had got the weapon, and another on the way.
At Nuremberg, some incompletely presented the guilty party, and increased slightly by the prosecution. Hitler's regime with the pharynx perekushennoy tried the same treatment, but with a wolfish grin. Only a visionary Churchill did not want all to send a representative, but he persuaded the Truman.
Well, regarding the ...
Greatness of their predecessors ' super- intelligence ', the inhabitants of the KGB man in the street trying to take away from the simple and natural idea: by any law of any country in the world, including Russia itself, these people deserve the death penalty. Moreover, according to the laws is the time in which they worked their bloody business.
Many of them have finished their foul lives. But not because the company saw the light, and thanks to the power struggle is even more vile, more vile and perverse followers ' great ' KGB officer with a cold gun, hot bullets and the complete lack of morals.
Why is this ' forgetfulness ' in our time, when the crime security officers, and even more so - their ideological backers, are well known and described in numerous artistic and historical literature? . What people are themselves repeatedly transgressed not only to human morality, but laws. And though not in this life and in the hereafter, they will have to answer for all the innocent blood shed. And their children, the nation into oblivion, hide relationship and hide under assumed names. For the blood of the time - from street children to the days of the revolution of victims blown up buildings in Moscow, at the elbow dipped the hands of people bearing the names of those.
- Many immigrants from the former Soviet Union - Jews - believe that we should not engage in ...
If we do not do business in Russia, it may happen so that the uncle of the fascist Russia will be engaged in the affairs of our children. There just a few days ago abolished the presumption of innocence Institute. And how do you prospect of war with a fascist state, which is full of nuclear weapons?.
As direct evidence Kremlin midwife Middle East terrorism, most of them are not on my site, and Israel intelligence service. And from his leadership depends whether these legal documents have been submitted to the Court. Even if only through our website.
That is what the National Security Service of Ukraine. They are officially in the prescribed manner by the law, declassified documents of the Communist mass, about the same famine, and handed them to publish. Documents so much that we are a resource ...
- Could you tell us more about the transaction security services of Russia ...
In short, I'll start from the end - who have sold? . Naturally, there was a whole chain of nominees. Marasmus of the Russian authorities have strengthened, and the crime took all the levels so that the Kremlin today lads will not sell just the body of Lenin. And the fear of large nix. And all you can take out quietly - archives, missiles, tanks, atomic bomb - or have already bought, or in the process of bank transfer. Rates are great, no words. Jerks on the abundance of oil money and the total absence of morality, as such, Putin and company lay not only your own mother, but also entire nations. What happens in reality. You pay money ( parts, of course - because they are crooks, though sitting in the Duma and the Kremlin offices ), points a finger at what you want to buy, and call delivery address. Turnkey Services. All the best houses in London, where the crooks moved simply with jet speed. Why are they taking the Kingdom, is another question.
- What can you tell us about American prisoners of war, missing in the Gulag?.
Oh! . I've broken two or three years engaged in this issue, along with the Pentagon. Even a book written about it (... By the way, I have people from the FBI at the time strongly discouraged to publish it. In the privacy of. In a friendly way.
To sum up my knowledge of the subject, the Commission Pentagon's POW / MIA only well pretend to conduct such searches, spending huge amounts of money from the taxpayer's pocket. The prisoners, after 10-15 years in the camps right in the Kremlin settled homes. The Great Ordynka. And after death was buried with honors at Novodevichy Cemetery - there is a whole avenue was isolated.
The site ... Everything is provably because behind us was hiding around corners my correspondent with a camera on a mission to remove every step. I managed to cause a trip so that I do not have time to grab the camera. In doing so, they - James Bond. The rest - full Pentyukhov. But the good people and good. I was with them as interesting as an experienced educator school troubled teens, suddenly got in kindergarten.
- Do you see any prospects in Russia? .
In Russia there are no prospects of any one human rights activist. Relate your question to the times of Nazi Germany. If the Weimar Republic, and it could have been declared, after Putin came to power - sorry, slip of the tongue - Hitler, the issue has lost all meaning. He claimed only in the plane of the filling of the concentration camps.
After all the quirks with the deportation of Georgians and Ukrainians blackmail, after the genocide of Chechens say the Russian leadership as a civilized, at least funny. It's just a bunch of scoundrels and fools. That last word is hidden in the answer to many puzzled shrug of the West. Do you know what a fool is worse? . This is the exact definition of ...
Can you imagine in place of any of our policies the Russian thieves? . Minister of Finance, after a couple of years, buying a mansion in London for 150 million? .
Yes, the example is contagious. Evidence of this - a series of scandals and court surrounded by our super- intelligent president.
But our political system is built so that now, Bush received a hefty kick in the ass. Also, experiment, and can be pushed vzashey. Try to do this operation unadorned with Putin. While all overtures and made a curtsey, that gray bastard drowned in the blood of an entire nation (and in the truest sense of the flood), turned his head as Kurenkov ruska fledgling democracy and fascism reared. How it all or are afraid of the word, but in a recent editorial, it said in a respectable English edition as «Economist». The regime in the Russian Federation opened called a fascist.
Needless to say a few words about another trend. She confesses, Germany. ... This means more Russian political toadies, institutions and businesses will be connected with Western Europe, the sooner Russia will become a democratic state.
nonsense. The more Russian Bros politicians, institutions and businesses will be connected to Western Europe, the faster it is once again faced with fascism at home. Putin - a fascist! . It should be clear.
Based on these stupid things, then let us choose our home-grown thieves in Congress. Like, they're reeducated. Or, at worst, create a section within its walls the Ku Klux Klan.
If politicians such as unclean for sale, like a wooden Parsley, Schröder is not care, you need to raise against these politicians and the masses to throw these simpleton, and even outright bribe-takers, the political arena. Crooks have no place in government offices. And ours is still a healthy society, it is able to perform. Here you are not a Russian circus tent!.
- How would you characterize agreed to cooperate with your international ...
MCM - the organization that exists only on the enthusiasm of people desperate to find justice. If the two Russian misfortunes: fools and roads - though now added a third, outweighed everything else, is the president of a criminal with no less criminal environment, - the Chechens, because of their fragmentation and teypovoy unshakable traditions, can not possibly figure out who .
But I'm am in contact not only with the DMK, which represents - no, as a political movement, but also with the official government of CRI abroad, which represents Mr. Zakayev. They would gather in one fist, reverse the situation, and then, in his own country, would be through the parliamentary struggle to understand where to go. And now, bleeding, courageous and proud Highlanders, under the heel of the worst in human history, the organization - the NKVD -KGB -FSB. Even the Nazi SS - is its students. Go to my site. You will find there a lot of evidence.
English language textbooks.
On the ... This phenomenon is not two concepts. Anna Politkovskaya just shared it on Chechnya and the Kremlin. All who were chosen close to an understanding of who was actually a customer, and sometimes the organizer of apartment bombings in Moscow theater siege in the Nord-Ost, Beslan tragedy, all of these people met unexpectedly, and his death is inevitable. Customer - Kremlin.
Just received a message about the assassination of Litvinenko. British police have established that the attack (poisoning ) was carried out under the direction of the Deputy Director of the FSB Kolmogorov.
You see, these people ever do come, they are criminals!.
But this can not be unaware of our analysts in the CIA, NSA, Pentagon. So, this can not be ignorant and president of the United States. The same can be said of the senior leaders of European countries.
Politics crossed the line beyond which the concept remained: the conscience, honor and morality. That's the trouble. None of the top leaders of democratic states can not ( see Di etiquette does not allow political correctness damned ) to say in the face of the insignificance of the former KGB that he was the criminal and war criminal. Ah, the court was not! . However, everything seems to shut their ears when they ride these calls from the Kremlin!.
Wake up! . Let me will give Russia a lawsuit in the name of honor and dignity of the Kremlin slovobludlivogo scoundrel, I even do not need a lawyer! .
It's time to organize themselves into something great, All-American movement, which will require our government not to negotiate with these policies. As in the European court cases won by a little? .
Why is this happening in Russia? . Mr. Mironov ( you know who I mean - this is always unshaven politics, more like the homeless in stolen from someone else's shoulder dress ) reads a draft of the interview. Somewhere in the middle, not even having read his name, he begins to roar, and tear sheets of paper, throwing them on the floor, stomp their feet, spluttering, and sending the author's death. In words, at least.
Presented? . So I'm starting to think that it is genetically defective people. Explanation is also a. The Revolution, First World, the Red Terror, the waves of refugees, famine, the Gulag, World War II, the camp, camp, camp. What remains in the sediment at the former nation, the former great empire? . Children who sat on the front line trenches, basements, instead, shot her, betrayed fathers and hiding the taiga Zaimka. That's what today is a ... That's why she was so concerned about the search for clean politics, but ended up having a one hundred percent in the power of criminal. A nation do not understand and which recognizes the most simple truths and words. Forgotten how to distinguish white from black. People who send their sons to slaughter and kill freedom, even in their own country.
- Do you cooperate with the ... Bonner, in. Bukovsky and others) and the present Russian human rights activists and even some of the remaining dissidents?.
You have correctly described the remarkable people with ... I belong to another generation. Our paths never crossed. After all, as a rule, after immigrating there was no urgent need for such meetings.
Once I was in contact with Solzhenitsyn Solzhenitsyn. It was during a live telecast already mentioned NHK « Blaming the Soviet Union in the experiments on human beings ... Interest was so fierce that the management of the channel directly into the live call Solzhenitsyn to the United States and asked to comment on my shooting. ... Once when I was six months in hiding in China, already the U.S. CBS News asked Solzhenitsyn to support the issue for me to get the status politbezhentsa through the UN, through his wife Natalya Solzhenitsyn said he did not remember me.
On this occasion, I want to appeal to readers of this interview. If you own or your friends have pictures or video footage of the real situation in Chechnya and the war crimes there, please send them to us to organize an international exhibition in memory of Anna Politkovskaya. We are looking for the negatives and raw materials with the ability to make poster-size prints of high quality. Anna's soul and we sincerely thank you.
Materials can be sent to the editorial.
- Thank you for your selfless work. I hope that by joint efforts we can to restore justice and to put Russian criminals to the place that they ...
Interview with Russian-speaking American- Canadian newspaper ' East-West '.
Reference:.
Sergey Melnikoff is a member of the California Academy of Sciences, industry and arts, and a member of the National Geographic Society U.S..
President of international television and publishing holding IPV News USA. One of the greatest photographers of the planet, according to international rating is a short list of super pros. Melnikoff - the author of several books, several movies and many TV movies.
A former board member of the Soviet Culture Fund.
For the freedom of thought, mood and dissident appeals to the trial of the Communist Party was serving a long sentence in the political camps of the USSR. Wanted by the North Korean regime for unauthorized filming inside the concentration camps of this country. In the late 80s and his family fled the Soviet Union through Mongolia to China. Having obtained political refugee status decision of the UN ( the third case in the history of the Soviet dissident movement ), was transferred by the U.S. government and the UN in Thailand and then immigrated to the U.S..
In 1991 he founded his own nonprofit in the U.S. popular science television movie - International Photo and Video News, Incorporated, for 10 years developed into a television- publishing holding.
Friday, May 4, 2012
Acceptance into the Club
So, the last time I spoke about the physical process to connect to the Club (. http://ecmclub. blogspot. com/2009/10/blog-post_13. html. ). Now the logic of the connection. On what basis the administrator will issue the ' invitation '?.
Technically, in blogger. com in a journal can not write more than 100 authors. I think that 's more than enough. while.
We will not chase strength, quality is more important, especially at an early stage when it is necessary to develop a style of work, including the mode of interaction.
Who can become a member? . But intuitively, it should be people who have something to say on the subject, and you already know that it can be said. In the end, they must be sufficiently known in the industry for its publications, presentations, etc. And what is important - they have their own point of view, rather than simply reproduce someone else's.
In preparation for the project as part of the initiative, we have prepared a list of those who would like to invite to participate actively in the activities of the club. Someone, I already sent an invitation, someone will post today or tomorrow. Of course, the reverse can also initiative ( I will decide, in one form or another in consultation with the ' active ' member ').
In any case, I want to emphasize that now the task of speeding up there, I think that the number of 20-30 people will be optimal at this stage of the work (at least until the New Year ).
But there is still a matter of principle.
' Clubman ' - this concept is very conditional. From a technical point of view, it's just a person who has the ability to directly do the logging, bypassing the moderator (although the moderator has the ability and right to manage the process, at least retrospectively ).
But everyone now have the opportunity to write comments. And everyone can publish posts by moderator. Just the text sent to me, and I publish it (if you take ) from your account, but with obligatory indication of the author, origin, etc.
In short, all who read this blog might be authors - moderated or unmoderated.
Write!.
Tuesday, May 1, 2012
Brevity is the soul of wit.
Doctor - patient:.
- Here are your pills for weight loss. The pot is 300 pieces. They do not need to take.
- But in that case how can they help me?.
- Very easy. Twice a day, pour the whole jar on the floor. Then bend over and collect them. according to one.
*****.
- Vadim, what do you see in her?.
- I do not know, guys, there is something there.
- Yeah, and this is something the size of the fifth.
*****.
On Easter I got a chocolate bar 'Christ is risen in Chocolate '. many.
thought.
*****.
Brandy says to you: ' The young lady, my dear, what are you so because of his killing spree! .
Port just like this: ' You fool you and your boyfriend asshole '.
Well, vodka, ' Poh @ nd, danced! .
*****.
Once took a man two bottles of beer. Chant at the table, both at once, suddenly regretted the money spent. Looking around at the sides, secretly peed under the table in one of the bottles and sealed the lid gently returned the bartender, explaining that one bottle was enough for him to. The unsuspecting bartender gave money to the peasant, returned as a bottle of proposed called at this moment a visitor, a man, a very intelligent-looking. He drank a bit, the bartender says: - A young man, now I am please with a pie by shit!.
The officer asked the soldier why he went into the army. Rookie decided to answer honestly:.
- First, I want to defend their homeland.
- properly.
- Secondly, the service makes me stronger.
- It's true!.
- Third, my consent and no one asked.
*****.
There is a police officer by the sandbox, and hears a little boy says to another:.
- You know what element is different from a donkey?.
The cop grabs him by the ear:.
- So what, brat?.
- Hey, mister, nothing, nothing!.
- That's right!.
*****.
In the hospital corridor sits a woman with a child who eats ice cream.
The doctor passes by, does not remain indifferent:.
- Boy, do not eat so much ice cream cold. Puknesh - feet freeze!.
*****.
- You know the difference between a thermometer and a barometer?.
- Excellent know.
- Excellent! .
- The perfect trivia: one usually hangs in the room and the other outside!.
*****.
Built a beast of the forest public toilet. Collects all animals the lion and said,.
- Who has anything to do sorting - pressed under!.
The next day the animals came, they saw - in the toilet box engraved. Well, the lion, and asked:.
- Who did it?.
Bunny comes forward and says:.
- I do not I!.
- What is it?.
- Well, I'm walking past the toilet this morning, and there sits the bear, grabbed me, podtersya, and threw it out the window.
- Okay, really, is not to blame. go.
The next day, the animals gathered again engraved glass.
- Who did it?.
Again the hare:.
- I do not I!.
- What is it?.
- Well, I was sitting this morning in the bathroom, past the hedgehog goes, I grabbed it, podtersya, and who first flew in the window, I can not remember.
Little Johnny comes to her mother and asks:.
- Mom why are you standing at the window when I sing?.
Mother:.
- So that people do not think I beat you!.
*****.
Daughter comes from a party. Mom, warily:.
- Are you drinking?.
A daughter, darkly:.
- No, I'm an ax.
*****.
There are two other - cabinetmaker and electrician. Cabinetmaker complains of Monterey:.
- At Tiffany's one month birthday. Can not think of what to give.
electrician:.
- A human is there to think, you're the master - the golden hands, she fashioned a chair made of wood!.
Cabinetmaker happy idea and went to work.
Three weeks later:.
electrician:.
- Well, finished making a gift?.
maker:.
- Yes, the chair is ready for a long time, and now only suffer electrician!.
*****.
`` `` It is worth Zaporozhets at the traffic lights and waiting for a turn arrow lights. Well, the arrow on fire, he neatly turns, but this time his Bochin.
`` `` Grand Sherokee cuts.
The driver yells `` `` Zaporozhets:.
- Guys, well, I also rode on the arrow!.
And they to him:.
- And we, b %%% b, just like riding!.
*****.
The policeman is watching young lady disrobing on the River. When she was about to enter the water, he raised his voice:.
- It is forbidden to swim.
- What do you say so before?.
- A strip is not prohibited.
With the pickup forum:.
- I am still a simple man with good looks, good.
intelligent, well -paid. Such as I, in fact, little.
- And thank God.
*****.
President of Russia believes that there are not enough skilled workers.
- And the serfs - add the oligarchs.
- And the revolutionary-minded sailors! .
*****.
- My wife is a pulem - like lightning!.
- What, so quickly to ride?.
- No, enters the depevo.
*****.
- Listen, if urgently needed, you would have crawled to me on the second floor of a drainpipe?.
- You know, somewhere in Germany or France, I would be useful. And in Russia, where the pipe was fixed buhimi fitters years that way ten years ago non-calcined screws Chinese instruments. unlikely.
- You do not love me!.
- I just have once climbed!.
*****.
The woman, like a traffic cop: spoil the mood, questions torment, take the money, and even guilt will remain.
*****.
The wife yells from the bathroom, in the hope that her husband would come clean in.
cat tray:.
- Sam, the cat shit!.
My husband, not looking up from the monitor:.
- With relief you, cat!.
*****.
- Grandfather, grandmother, granddaughter, Fido, cat, mouse. And why in the name of this fairy tale.
there is only a dog?.
- Apparently, a female dog named changed politically correct.
*****.
Easter. Comes to visit a neighbor and gives the youngest little boy.
bag with a very beautiful Easter eggs. happy boy.
runs into the next room. After a minute or two frustrated.
back: ' This is not a Kinder. ''.
*****.
- Here's yesterday 's daughter drove to the village, showing a goat.
- Why?.
- To know how this looks like a goat, and it is all just from the words of the mother is!.
*****.
- Why would a hydrogen bomb parachute?.
- To the local population has had time to take pictures of her on the phone and put it on YouTube.
*****.
The lecturer gives a lecture about the dangers of meat. From him they say, developing and sclerosis, and obesity, and liver pain.
- And his feet are freezing! .
Lecturer after the show decided to ask my grandfather, how can this be.
My grandfather and says:.
- How will eat meat for the night - in the morning ** s up, pulls the blanket down, and they are freezing.
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Addict asked:.
- And how do people die?.
- They are the stork takes!.
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In the bus.
- Girl, pass fare.
- And the magic word?.
- Abracadabra.
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- Today was a warm day in summer. Shed the first blood.
- And now the war starts?.
- Yes, the ruthless carnage of mosquitoes.
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- Why is United Russia wants to abolish state pensions?.
Because they have become tired of paying its oil and gas revenues.
all kinds of freaks, whose ancestors had settled 3,000 years ago over their.
deposits at a place called ' Russia '.
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- You bought new shoes, or again in the string?.
- ( Surprise, and a dumb question in the girls' eyes).
- What kind of evil. swearing. shake?.
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Newlyweds returned from their honeymoon in the Canary Islands.
My husband looks in the mirror:.
- Oh! .
- How can you light up when you're always on top!.